matthew

matthew
1. (matthew) (4639↑, 2392↓)
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush

i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

2. (matthew) (3293↑, 1775↓)
Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".

Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau

Author: Matthew Porter http://matthew.urbanup.com/2663235
3. (Matthew) (2447↑, 1359↓)
An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.

You're brilliant Matthew.

Author: Sunshine's kiddo http://matthew.urbanup.com/3579094
4. (Matthew) (2387↑, 1379↓)
\<noun\> 1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male. 2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident. 3. Commonly a Leo.

Matthew is the perfect guy.

5. (matthew) (2313↑, 1369↓)
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.

Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.

Author: Matthew Miller the Great http://matthew.urbanup.com/2669457
6. (matthew) (1153↑, 682↓)
a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple

man he is a true matthew

7. (Matthew) (619↑, 198↓)
an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to yu with a hugee dick (:

Matthew, I love you.

8. (Matthew) (914↑, 550↓)
\<noun\> 1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male. 2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident. 3. Commonly a Leo.

Matthew is the perfect guy.

9. (Matthew) (407↑, 86↓)
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matthew Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

10. (Matthew) (337↑, 113↓)
Matthew means a super hot sexy awesome guy that totally got away. Someone you will never get over.

Matthew i will always love you and want you back. I only wish i would have told you.

11. (Matthew) (226↑, 43↓)
From the Latin term "Awesomus", meaning "Awesome" or "Rad". Not to be confused with Chuck Norris or Steven Segal, Matthew is a different type of Superhero. His gregarious nature and ridiculous good looks make him the subject of many womenfolk's desires and he is known for his sexual ability and stamina. His sweet, caring nature is a virtue that he will extend to all friends around him and his looks cannot be surpassed but beware; when he's angry, he turns into an angry version of his good-looking self. Not a Latte drinker but admired by metro-sexuals around the world, Matthew is a real world man, with real world man desires.

Guy: Look at the Matthew over there. I wish I was that rad. Girl: Me too. Girl 1: I can't believe it but I think I just saw a total Matthew Girl 2: You did\! I'm going to get his phone number\!

12. (Matthew) (180↑, 29↓)
Truly a gift to anyone who meets him. Brilliant, hard-working, driven, hilarious, loving, an all around amazing person. Be careful though, he's very stubborn and stuck in his ways. Only the right one can tame this bull, but when he's caught by her he is forever under her spell. Matthew is tall, handsome, with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up even the darkest of rooms. He is loyal and unbeatable by any other man.

Q:Did you see that guy Matthew over there cooking up a storm? A:A chef too? Is there anything Matthew cannot do? "God's gift" just took on a whole new meaning.

13. (Matthew) (216↑, 84↓)
One of the coolest names to ever exist as you can say. I wouldn't particularly say it's the best name because that's an opinion. Just think of it as a name of a male(mostly) that describes a humble person that wants to live a normal life as whoever they are.

Omg\! It's Matthew\! \<3

14. (Matthew) (131↑, 19↓)
An amazingly faithful boy who loves his significant other until the very end. A Matthew is someone who makes you laugh when you don't even feel like smiling, and a Matthew is someone who actually cares about your feelings. ALSO, Matthew's are commonly extremely HOTT and have adorable smiles.(:

1. Woahhh, I LOVE me some Matthew.(:

15. (Matthew) (102↑, 15↓)
An amazing guy that is easy to fall for. Has a great body and an amazing smile. Usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Matt is a guy that you will never ever forget and his smile is contagious. Once you see him smile you wont be able to stop smiling.

I wish my boyfriend was a Matthew.

Author: inloveforeverrr http://matthew.urbanup.com/5152692
16. (Matthew) (89↑, 20↓)
The most amazing guy you will ever meet\! He is always so caring, loving, sweet, funny and he always knows how to make a girl smile\! Once a girl falls in love with him, she is hooked and she thinks about him 24/7 and loves him more and more everyday.. When he falls in love, he tells her that he loves her with all his heart, and she will always be on his mind, which makes her feel like the most important and special girl on the whole planet :) I love you so much Matthew \<3

Girl \#1 : Look at that girl holding hands with that guy Girl \#2 : oolala, hes cute\! and he seems so sweet\! Girl \#1 : I bet he's a matthew. Girl \#2 : true, true.. she is one lucky girl \! Girl \#1 : Ya, i would love to have a guy like him...

Author: sunsetlover951 http://matthew.urbanup.com/4993607
17. (Matthew) (66↑, 21↓)
a boy who is usually brunette, cute, SMART, funny, outgoing, fun to be with, awesome friend, liked by a girl who is close friends with him but she does not want him to know or things would be awkward, loyal

That my best friend is a matthew

18. (Matthew) (84↑, 48↓)
A common pseudonym used by professional and contract killers, political, economic or otherwise as an allusion to the Biblical apostle of [Jesus Christ], Matthew, who was also known as the "Tax Collector". This reference is to the collection of a fee or "tax" in exchange for the act of assassination.

To claim Matthew as a Client, friend, associate or contact: "I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon." To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident: "See that Matthew tends to the problem." To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem: "Matthew is good with these situations."

19. (matthew) (59↑, 29↓)
the most amazing boy on earth. he is everything a girl could want and so more. he's really sweet and all around perfect. he's undiscribable and one of a kind\<3

matthew b:)

20. (Matthew) (49↑, 20↓)
Someone who everyone can't resist. Evryone loves him and he loves everyone back. Doesn't get angry a lot but when he does get angry he woops ass. Watch out for them because they are cool\!\!\!\!

Hottie \#1: WHO IS THAT HUNK\!\!\! Hottie\#2: Man he has to be a Matthew\!\!\!

21. (Matthew) (46↑, 18↓)
A courageous person. A brave soul. A Matthew traditionally has high moral standards, a nothing-is-impossible attitude, and the will to get things done. A Matthew approaches life with curiosity and vigor...always encourages friends and uses his strength to get them by when they are at their weakest. He tends to be a heart breaker due to all of the previously listed qualities. God is his source of strength.

If you look inside to your inner Matthew, you can overcome anything. Be a Matthew: conquer what needs to be conquered and be there for all of your friends.

Author: GracieTheUnofficialDom http://matthew.urbanup.com/5344978
22. (Matthew) (34↑, 16↓)
The most amazing person in the world who I love to show affection because I care about him a lot. He can be very sarcastic and funny and loves to argue but I absolutely love spending time with him.

I pulled a Matthew after I argued about why an Android is better than an iPhone with Alex.

23. (Matthew) (29↑, 13↓)
Brown hair, brown eyes, tanned skin, just plainly amazing. Matthew's dont come along very often so you have to enbrace the time you spend with a matthew. They are truly amazing.

Hot Cheer Leader: I saw the coolest guy today and i begged him for his number. His name was matthew, Other Hot Cheet Leader: OMG i have heard about him, please please please can i have him number?

24. (matthew) (40↑, 24↓)
the most amazing boyfriend everr. is sweet and charming. treats me better than any one ever has before. is smart, and freakin hilarious. loving, and caring :) is so sexy, and gorgeous. tall dark and handsome\! prince charming.

matthew.covington.

25. (matthew) (42↑, 26↓)
matthews r sexi,caring,and knows wat his girl wants i love you

girl 1: wish i had a matthew. girl 2: i have one he's amazing. girl 1:man, you suck. girl 2: no ur just jealious.

26. (matthew) (70↑, 56↓)
matthew a very sexy guy with a very sexy body. He loves mountian dew, lego rockband, and def leppard. He is very sweet and caring and everyone loves him.

i wish matthew was my boyfriend\!

27. (Matthew) (28↑, 16↓)
the true definition of beautiful, the sweetest, kindest person you will ever come across. but be careful falling in love with him is easy as his charm and true inner and outer beauty can not be denied. getting over him will be a challenge and sooner or later you will relise it is humanly impossible and you will be deeply and madly in love with him forever. he has a body to die for; tanned skin, tall and athletic. gorgeous blue eyes and the perfect smile which will make your chest hurt when its gone. im in love with you.

That matthew is a heartbreaker.

Author: youknowwhoitis. http://matthew.urbanup.com/5453098
28. (Matthew) (14↑, 4↓)
The sweetest and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He listens to you and cheers you up when your mad or sad or angry. He's also fucking hilarious and has the biggest elephant in the world. Matthew is amazing, and he also loves sandwiches and he is amazing at math.

1) girl :WOW look at that guy his elephant his huge\! he must be a matthew 2) girl 1: aww that guy is soo sweet\! girl 2: yea his name is matthew

Author: fruitninja14-2 http://matthew.urbanup.com/6096832
29. (Matthew) (18↑, 9↓)
A boy or man with a very large penis. When people say penis, people will often think of the name Matthew or vice versa. Everybody likes Matthew and anybody who doesn't is usually a slut, an asshole, or a bitch.

My Matthew is bigger than the world\!

Author: Matt the penis http://matthew.urbanup.com/5545813
30. (Matthew) (12↑, 4↓)
Matthew is a name from the bible. Matthew is smart, funny and just the most amazing to be around. Although shy in big groups he has a large personality. Matthew doesn't encourage a fight but stand up for himself and the ones he loves, he would put himself in harms way before his loved one. When in a relationship, Matthew isn't the first one to express his feelings, unless he has to. He will always care but have a hard time showing it. Matthew is quite protective of his girlfriend and will show so if needed, even if with a small threat. It may take a lot to get him angry but when his is he means it.

I love you Matthew, you are my world\! \<3

31. (Matthew) (4↑, 0↓)
The guy with the name Matthew has a problem. And that problem is that he is too perfect. So many people love him causing him to break hearts without even doing anything. Like in one case in particular a girl will have loved him for roughly 2 years and he won't know anything about it, like someone else, go out with her, and break the other girls heart, causing that girl to fall to pieces become an emo and try to kill herself. But no.... This girl could never hate Matthew because he is the only happy thing in her life the thing that makes her smile just by saying her name\! HE IS A SAINT\! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM\!

person 1: did you hear about that grace girl? person 2: no...... person 1: well she took Leah's Matthew away from her.

Author: I dont like him i love him\! http://matthew.urbanup.com/6116233
32. (Matthew) (8↑, 4↓)
A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

33. (Matthew) (9↑, 5↓)
A Matthew is an amazing best friend and big brother. Matthew can be kind of emo sometimes, but is cooler than all the other emo kids. He doesn't think he looks good, but everyone, even straight guys, thinks he's a stud. He loves to play video games and has a really boring security job that should pay him more money. Matthew is obsessed with cookies and hates Fedex because they always eat his cookies and other desserts, such as carrot cake, that his sister tries to mail to him. Matthew is the big brother that all parents want for their daughters. He is protective and rescues his sister from creepers, sex machines, and other horrible men/boyfriends. Matthew has a lot of female friends because he is such a sweet guy and all the girls want him. In fact, so many girls want him that he's single because he can't choose\! Yeah. That's how awesome he is. Other guys are jealous of Matthew because their girlfriends secretly want to do him.

Girl: Whoa, Matthew's a stud\! Johnny Depp: What about me? Girl: Ew, Matthew makes you look hideous...

34. (Matthew) (8↑, 4↓)
A guy who is super sweet. He normally has darker hair. He is funny and can make almost anyone laugh. He thinks he has more swag than he really does;)... just something I've noticed about most Matthews. He has a beautiful name, obviouslyy. He's cool.

Wow, he's so sweet, must be a Matthew.

Author: thegirlinthecornersittingthere http://matthew.urbanup.com/6027111
35. (matthew) (16↑, 12↓)
the guy thats extremely cute and has many friends. the one that youll fall in love with and the one thatll break your heart into a million pieces. often lies alot without others knowing. always have your love but will also have your hate as well.

matthew is the love of my life

Author: brokenhearted and lovin it http://matthew.urbanup.com/5381205
36. (Matthew) (3↑, 0↓)
The sweetest boy I've ever known. He's tall, muscular, has sandy brown hair that's fans his forehead and the most marvelous, gorgeous bluish green eyes. He is a fast runner, and loves music, especially the saxophone and the electric guitar. He's super smart, artistic, caring, outgoing and he's the most ideal boyfriend ever. He's the kind who notices instantly when his girlfriend is blue, and knows the quickest way to cheer her up. He calls almost every night to hear his girlfriend's voice and to say good night. Truly, Matthew is the best person ever.

Hey, Matthew, you're probably never going to see this, but I still love you so, so, so much. I don't know how much you loved me, but I really did. I'm sorry for letting you go like that. And if there was something I could do to take it all back, I would. Ever since that moment I hung up on you after breaking it off, my life has been miserable. I miss you, Matt. I don't expect you to ever forgive me, but just know this, I didn't let you go because I hated you, I let you go because I was scared. I'm sorry. I love you forever.

Author: Matt's Heart Breaker http://matthew.urbanup.com/6318674
37. (matthew) (3↑, 0↓)
A tall really cute ,athletic, swee,funny charming and smart guy. He has a great personality, gorgeus green , with a really hot voice. He is liked by many but only has eyes for the girl he loves

Person1: I am so glad we are going out with Matthews. Person2: I know, we're just that special.

38. (Matthew) (10↑, 7↓)
A tall,handsome and caring guy. If he's your best friend he is loyal, fun, amazing and will turn your frown upside down, if he's your lover...he's all of that and much more :)

*Girl speaking to Matthew in hallway of college* Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to? Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that \<3

Author: somebody wished to be loved \<3 http://matthew.urbanup.com/5756735
39. (Matthew) (2↑, 0↓)
Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at sport. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music.

Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome.

40. (Matthew) (3↑, 1↓)
The word 'Matthew' is used to discibe someone with a huge cock, we're taking massive here, not a 'healthy size', but fucking huge.'

Girl: "Wooo, either that guy has something rather large in his pocket, or he is a Matthew\!"

Author: gleeisforpussys http://matthew.urbanup.com/6198387
41. (Matthew) (1↑, 0↓)
[Matthew] is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, goodlooking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world.

[I wish my matthew would like me.]

42. (Matthew) (0↑, 0↓)
Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.

Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies. Hey\! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside\! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit\!

43. (Matthew) (0↑, 0↓)
1) A person who is extremely good looking. 2) A red gameboy advanced

1) Woah, look at Matthew\! 2) Pass me your matthew

44. (Matthew) (2↑, 2↓)
Matthew; a person typically referred to as Matt and/or Mat. Generally loves weed/alcohol/Vicodin and xbox. Matthews tend to have big dicks and are commonly wicked floozys. Usually good-looking and generally a well-rounded player when it comes to girls. They tend to also be pretty hilarious and love to fight anyone who talks shit, and usually win due to an sudden, ridiculous adrenaline rush. Matthew's can be major dicks, but are usually good guys in general.

Brandon: "wooah dude, you see that fight today?" Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid\!" Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss\!"

45. (Matthew) (2↑, 2↓)
The under dog. Someone who you thought was a nerd and wasnt athletic or charming that actually turned out to be all of those things and more.

Woah, that kid just killed it\! He must be a Matthew.

46. (Matthew) (0↑, 0↓)
Matthew- means Gift from God. Best compatble with Jessica, once together they will become soulmates. Matthews are more then likey to not to wear trousers and will jessica be the more dominate. Matthwes also try to please thier love ones in as many ways as possible. Overall Matthews tend to be whipped.

Dude 1. [Jessica] you need to find yourself a matthew. Dude 2. I know.

Author: 10ft tall avacado http://matthew.urbanup.com/6263044
47. (Matthew) (2↑, 2↓)
Creep; sleazy guy. A Matthew is any guy who makes unwanted advances on a girl and is, for the most part, a creeper. This can be broadened to include any guy who is generally weird and who you would not want invading your personal space.

Girl 1: Were there any babes at that party last night? Girl 2: Nah, they were all total Matthews.

48. (Matthew) (5↑, 6↓)
A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.

Girl one: Matthew ERASED JESUS OFF THE BORED\!?\!? Girl two: LETS SHOE HIM\!\!\!

Author: retarded ninja http://matthew.urbanup.com/6239749
49. (matthew) (2↑, 4↓)
dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

50. (Matthew) (14↑, 16↓)
The hottest guy on earth.... i think im in love with him\!

OMG theres matthew _giggle_

51. (Matthew) (12↑, 15↓)
THE AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE from the root AWESOME in accient GODish so if u think ur awesome look at matthew. I mean it matthew is the awesomest EVE-A so dont think ur awesome cuz compaired to matthew U R NNNNNNNAAAAAADDDDDAAAAA

person: "woah matthew is sooooo awesome" matthew: "DAMN STRAIT"

Author: the editor of awesome http://matthew.urbanup.com/5417470
52. (Matthew) (3↑, 7↓)
The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again. He smells like a Matthew. That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

Author: pig on the smelly moon of cats http://matthew.urbanup.com/6045738
53. (Matthew) (2↑, 7↓)
A super hot guy, who is usually into music, reggae, plays guitar, ukelele, drums, and sometimes piano. Can sing really well. Really sweet, kind caring, smart, cute, funny. Usually meets their soulmate on Omegle and they make really good couples with girls named Nadia.

"Wow, look at that guy, he looks like a Matthew."

Author: ilikefoodandunicorns http://matthew.urbanup.com/6097382
54. (Matthew) (8↑, 16↓)
Matthew is a smooth talking man who will talk to anyone and can easily convince even the most intelligent person that black is in fact white.He will sweep you off your feet and declare undying love for you while all the time he is still playing the field.Be very wary of Matthew he has a way with words that will make you believe he is sorry and give him another chance.Only those fooled more than once by Matthew will have the ability to see through this man.Matthew's only true love is himself\!

He is such a Matthew

55. (Matthew) (6↑, 20↓)
Hes gay thinks youger girls like him but they fucking hate him, and watches tons of porn like squirting vagina, black tits , and naked boobs.HE WACKS IT ALL THE TIME\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!ALSO MAKES TONS OF WEIRD FACES.

matthew

56. (Matthew) (8↑, 22↓)
A person who is terrible at everything he does, a total ][noob]. He trys to play vollyball but gets cut every year, because all the coachs think he is a total noob. He thinks hes good a COD, but hes the kinda kid thats you hope is on the other team so you can get some easy kills. The only thing hes good at is being a [noob]. He smells of noob, it probably the noob spice perfume he wears

Good kid- Dude the "dontkillme456" on our team is such a Matthew Good kid2-I know, i hope hes on the other team next game Can you smell that? Ya it smells like a Matthew

57. (Matthew) (30↑, 46↓)
A common garden variety of Grasshopper that only eats the leaves of a mexican cannabis plant. Often found in a secret digital reality fighting evil ogres with weapons which can only be described as n00b-erific. Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female. Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.

Guy 1 "I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza\!\!" Guy 2 "Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner\!"

Author: David Attenborough (the 42nd) http://matthew.urbanup.com/4773349
58. (matthew) (9↑, 26↓)
stank ass breath. smells like a toiletbowl. has no friends. tends to forget about his hygeine. yeah.. not very good..

Oh my goodness Matthew, your breath is terrible\!

Author: nigeriaxoxoxoxo http://matthew.urbanup.com/5793709
59. (Matthew) (1↑, 22↓)
A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.

Look at Matthew, he's horny again.

Author: cuddles6350439 http://matthew.urbanup.com/5912822
60. (matthew) (13↑, 35↓)
a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you

person 1: my life is miserable person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew? person 1: correct

Author: swimmergrlweatherspoon http://matthew.urbanup.com/5374432
61. (Matthew) (14↑, 43↓)
A gay or homosexual boy who like sticking there huge nose up another mans ass

Wow is he pulling a matthew?

Author: 1234567890987654321qwertyuiopu http://matthew.urbanup.com/5432676
62. (Matthew) (14↑, 43↓)
a sweet, nice, always lovable, handsome guy, but in the end he is a ball-less, back stabbing, promise breaking, liar who ignores you; doesn't care about you anymore, no matter how hard you try to just talk to him, and nothing more.

friend1:"aww guuurl you two are so cute together" friend2: "yeah he is so nice to you and us\! he is a keeper\!" girl: "yeah, he was, but now he's totally ending up like a matthew, it sad" ):

63. (matthew) (14↑, 45↓)
Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes\!

Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew\!

Author: Jeremy Jizz Dog http://matthew.urbanup.com/5095002
64. (matthew) (16↑, 50↓)
A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly. At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW\!

Lets have a man sleepover\! Okay, but don't invite Matthew\!

Author: LolliPopGumDrop http://matthew.urbanup.com/5024647
65. (Matthew) (11↑, 49↓)
A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.

My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew

66. (Matthew) (60↑, 128↓)
1. This amazingly hot guy you fall in love with at first sight 2. This guy who happens to be very flirtatious and two faced 3. Someone who breaks your heart because you find out how much of a man whore they are

Girl 1: See that guy over there? Girl 2: yea? Girl 1: That's the guy I was telling you about\!?\!?\! You know the one who was hitting on me and asked me out Girl 2: But.. that's my boyfriend. :O Girl 1: :O.. what a matthew he is...

Author: CoolestBitchEver1743 http://matthew.urbanup.com/4367918
67. (Matthew) (52↑, 133↓)
One of the lamest people you will ever meet in your life. Any time you invite him to anything he will make an excuse not to come, such as having to do something with the family. Basically a douchebag in every sense of the word.

Hey paging Dr. Faggot. Damn it Matthew just answer the question

Author: Shimmer and glitter http://matthew.urbanup.com/4657534
68. (Matthew) (72↑, 204↓)
1. A sexy guy with a buddha belly and small dick. 2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time. 3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)

Matthew, you deffiantly know what to do\!

69. (matthew) (25↑, 178↓)
red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh

Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT\!\!\!\!

Author: sebastian Juhnger http://matthew.urbanup.com/4388081
70. (Matthew) (77↑, 280↓)
Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue." Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip\!\!"

71. (matthew) (296↑, 500↓)
a male who maturbates A LOT\!\!

omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action\! that matthew is a creeper.

Author: cuppycakegirly http://matthew.urbanup.com/3312545
72. (Matthew) (122↑, 500↓)
a [stupid] [cock] [sucking] [monkey] who does not [shower] and is [nasty]

my nephew is a matthew

73. (matthew) (197↑, 785↓)
A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

74. (matthew) (311↑, 1330↓)
a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

i hate all matthew's

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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